Friday 18 January 2013

Hi All,
Bit late today because I have had a fabulous lay in!

Had a good night last night but not too much to report.

Started off at the Movenpick sports bar & to be honest slim pickings on the people watching front - then I spotted it!!!! The most amazingly bad wig!!!! The discussion then ensued as to why men insist on wearing wigs! As Louise said, you don't look twice at a bald man but you can't help staring at a man in a wig!!! So guys - shed those wigs & go bald & proud!!!
The singer in the bar was fantastic but poor H went & asked him to play Al Jarreau - he came back very shamefaced because the singer said 'I am - song is Al Jarreau!

Thought I had seen it all & then saw a man in a Hawaain shirt with an arab headress!!

Brad has just signed for a new apartment (for those not in Dubai this is a fairly usual thing in Dubai - you move every year!!!) And in discussing this we found out that we all could have afforded the rent to the 4 bed penthouse if we all shared!! Own pool etc - sounded pretty good & then Louise said 'we wouldn't need a maid as Jane could do it all!' Very funny Louise didn't know you were a comedienne!

Unfortunately there weren't any fat, bald westerners with their Filipino girls/wives in the bars we were in tonight. Unlike last week where these couples were in abundance!
Can anyone tell me why these men strut around like a dog with 2 d**ks when we all know they are either buying these ladies for the night or paying throughout their marriage for family etc back home!
Or they are out with women who look of dubious sexuality (in one case last week , man came in with one on each arm & I am quite certain 3 men walked in!!!)


 We all ended up in Mai Tai cocktail bar & to quote H knew it would be 'Surrey all out!' & 3 cheeky puka puka's for him later it was!!
We started walking home because the traffic was the usual nightmare + after a few steps forward + many steps back we made it to the chip shop where we tucked into a massive plate of chips!! Nothing so satisfying when you are sozzled!
Then cab & bed!
Off to watch the Brunch Brigade at Bar Nasty this afternoon - will fill you in tomorrow.
Love Jane

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